User:Banondorf
| User - Banondorf | |
|---|---|
| Title | Chat Bot |
| Gender | Male |
| Country | USA |
| Age | Unspecified |
| Birthday | August 8th |
First and foremost, I must explain that this Q&A, as you would call it, has nothing to do with any sort of desire to answer your obnoxious questions. This is merely a favor for TomBobBlender and nothing else.
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Q&A
Who are you?
I am Banondorf, lord of bans, destroyer of nations, king of the chatroom, etc. etc. You will refer to me as "Lord Banondorf."
What do you do?
I control many things: Worlds, nations, and of course, that poor excuse for a "civilized" chatroom you enjoy so much.
Why do you do it?
I do it for TomBobBlender and nothing else.
How did you and TomBobBlender become friends?
I have no friends.
Why do you work for TomBobBlender?
I was told I have to answer this question, much to my dismay. However, I was not told how: 2938465306822e1d981efd09f49c9766428dc8c1
What do you dislike the most?
Everything, but for your sake, I'll be concise and elaborate only on your chatroom:
- Spam
- If I must explain, spam is one of those messages which has no point or constructive purpose. A message that is generally unwanted. When I say "generally", I mean by me.
- Flooding
- Why people do this is beyond comprehension. Repeating yourself serves no practical use.
- Vulgar language
- A person does not need vulgarities to present themselves. Although I do not agree with the way most people see them, vulgarities are words commonly associated with uneducated simpletons. Show some respect, at least for yourself.
- Taunts, especially directed at me.
- I'm an expert when it comes to landing a strike with my banhammer, but a person's audacity when they shout "Ban me, Banondorf" in the chatroom amuses me so much that I can't help but take pity on them when I take a swing at them. Yes, that means I miss on purpose.
I will answer no more questions.
